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FOR INVESTIGATIONAL USE ONLY · NOT APPROVED BY ANY REGULATORY BODY · PROBABLY FINE
RxMEMECOIN TARTRATE · Solana

Relief is coming.

July 29 · 3pm ET.

$NURSE™ — a memecoin, taken orally as a joke. Indicated for chronic seriousness and portfolio boredom.Ask your doctor if $NURSE is right for you.

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Drug Information

What is $NURSE?

$NURSE(memecoin tartrate) is indicated for the treatment of chronic seriousness, portfolio boredom, and persistent lack of absurdity in one's financial life.

$NURSE is a community-issued digital asset on Solana. Unlike traditional pharmaceutical products, $NURSEcontains no active therapeutic ingredient, has no FDA approval, and has no recommended dosage beyond “what you can afford to laugh about.”

INDICATIONS

  • +Chronic seriousness
  • +Portfolio monotony
  • +Terminal FOMO
  • +Insufficient degen activity

CONTRAINDICATIONS

  • —History of panic selling
  • —Needing the money for rent
  • —Anyone who describes themselves as "risk-averse"
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PATIENT
You ♡
DIAGNOSIS
Chronically serious
TREATMENT
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PROGNOSIS
Giggling
Dosage & Administration

How to take $NURSE

For best results, take on an empty stomach and a full risk-appetite. Tap + Full instructions on any card for step-by-step guidance.

Get a Phantom wallet
01

Obtain Phantom

Download Phantom wallet. Create your account. Store your recovery phrase somewhere your spouse won't find it.

Where to download Phantom:
  • → phantom.com (desktop browser)
  • → App Store (iPhone / iPad)
  • → Chrome Web Store (browser extension)
Open the app and tap Create a new wallet. Follow the prompts until you see your 12-word recovery phrase.
Your recovery phrase — treat it like cash:
  • → Write it on physical paper — do this immediately
  • → Never screenshot it
  • → Never type it into any website, form, or DM
  • → No legitimate project or support person will ever ask for it
  • → Whoever holds this phrase controls the wallet — permanently
Acquire SOL
02

Acquire SOL

Purchase Solana (SOL) on any major exchange or directly inside Phantom. Transfer to your wallet.

Option A — easiest: Buy SOL directly inside Phantom.
Open Phantom → tap Buy on the home screen → pay with debit or credit card. SOL lands in your wallet instantly.
Option B — buy on an exchange, then transfer:
  1. Buy SOL on Coinbase, Kraken, or similar.
  2. Find your Phantom wallet address: open Phantom → tap your wallet name at the top. It looks like 7Xk3...mNp2. Tap to copy it.
  3. Paste it as the withdrawal destination on the exchange.
  4. Always verify the first and last 4 characters match after pasting — never trust a partially-visible address.
Keep at least 0.01 SOL spare for network fees. Start small — you can always add more.
Navigate to DEX
03

Navigate to DEX

On launch day, get the CA only from this page or @nursecoinsol. Go to pump.fun, paste the CA in search.

On launch day:
  1. The official contract address (CA) will be posted on this page and at @nursecoinsol on X — and nowhere else.
  2. Go to pump.fun.
  3. Paste the CA into the search bar — the $NURSE token will appear.
  4. Tap through to the trading page.
Scam warning:
Never use a CA sent to you in a DM, a reply, a Telegram message, or from any source other than @nursecoinsol or this page. Scammers create fake tokens with identical names. The CA announced by @nursecoinsol is the only real $NURSE.
Administer your dose
04

Administer Dose

Enter your SOL amount, set slippage to 2–5%, confirm in Phantom. Tokens appear in seconds.

  1. On the $NURSE page on pump.fun, enter the amount of SOL you want to spend — only what you'd happily spend on merch.
  2. Slippage (the one tricky word): the price can move between when you click and when the trade confirms. Setting 2–5% means you accept up to that much movement. It's standard — leave it there.
  3. Click Buy — Phantom opens a confirmation screen showing exactly what you're spending and receiving.
  4. Review, then tap Confirm.
  5. Your $NURSE tokens appear in your Phantom wallet within seconds.
Done. You're in. Welcome to the ward.
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IMPORTANT SAFETY INFORMATION — CONTRACT ADDRESS

$NURSE will never DM you the contract address. The only official CA will be announced at @nursecoinsol on X. If someone sends you a CA in a DM, they are attempting to steal from you. Verify before you buy. Every time.

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Administer Dose
STUDY NCT-NURSE-2026 · PHASE III · RANDOMIZED OPEN-LABEL

Clinical Data

All results independently verifiable on-chain.

1B
1,000,000,000
Total Supply
units
0% / 0%
Buy / Sell Tax
taxation
Solana
Network
chain
Bonding curve
pump.fun · migrates at graduation
Liquidity mechanism
INVESTIGATOR DISCLOSURE

Investigator holdings: ~5% of supply, disclosed and never to be sold without announcement. Verifiable on-chain. Creator fees fund community initiatives.

Wallet disclosed at launch
CONTRACT ADDRESS

GPLhBpbcDzgoJQqStK3zYKJAov1S82Jd5RJmuxdgpump

$NURSE is a meme token with no intrinsic value or expectation of financial return. This is not financial advice. This is a capsule-shaped joke with community attached. DYOR.

Course of Treatment

The roadmap.

“I was told roadmaps have three phases.”
1
Phase I

Clinical Trial

  • →Token launch on Solana
  • →Bonding curve launch on pump.fun
  • →Community formation
  • →First 1,000 holders
● IN PROGRESS
2
Phase II

Treatment Expansion

  • →DEX aggregator listings
  • →CoinMarketCap & CoinGecko tracking
  • →Community partnerships
  • →Meme proliferation (ongoing)
○ PENDING
3
Phase III

Full Market Authorization

  • →CEX listings
  • →Merch drop
  • →Community governance
  • →Whatever the holders decide
○ PENDING

Timeline is indicative, not binding. $NURSE reserves the right to add a Phase IV for vibes.

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Meet Your Care Team

Your spokesmodel.

Nurse by day. Mattress actress by night. Licensed to pump.

$NURSEis community-run with no VC backing, a disclosed investigator allocation, and no hidden agenda beyond “making something we find funny.”

“Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear scrubs — and hold bags.”

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PROVIDER CREDENTIALS
Specialty: Meme Oncology
Chain: Solana
Tax Rate: 0% Buy / 0% Sell
Availability: July 29, 3pm ET
$NURSE — ready to administer
Final Dose

Ready for
your dose?

One dose. Taken with humor.

Available July 29 at 3:00 PM ET.

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$NURSE™ · MEMECOIN TARTRATE · SOLANA